2015 APPROACHES. Are you feeling excited, hopeful, inspired even? Don’t worry! Despair once again has a potent treatment for the very optimism that ills you! Despite what you may have heard, Positive Thinking is a disease. One that invariably leads to High Expectations. Yet where does that inevitably lead next? Disappointment, frustration, even despair.

At Despair, Inc., we know people are better off skipping the hopeful stage altogether and cutting straight to misery (and insight!) that follows it. Our Demotivators® 2015 calendar will help you do just that, without going through the humiliation of looking like a hopeful, show-tune whistling idiot beforehand.
You’re welcome!

2015 Wall Calendar
$17
Calendar Gift Sleeve
$2
Self-sealing, ready to mail!
Rather build a calendar?
2015 Calendar11" x "8.5"2015 Posterbook14.5" x "11"
Pick your favorites and we'll print it to order!
    • Reliability
      Reliability
      It's not really that helpful if all you do is blow up every hour.
    • Fulfillment
      Fulfillment
      Choose a job that you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life. We're sending those jobs elsewhere.
    • Hypocrisy
      Hypocrisy
      Because what might be right for you should not be right for some.
    • Social Media
      Social Media
      If the unexamined life is not worth living, it's certainly not worth broadcasting online 24 hours a day.
    Orders which include this calendar will ship the week of December 2nd.