Santa does not recognize your right to peaceably assemble.
Don't make the United States angry, Santa. You wouldn't like us when we're angry.
The economy has to get worse before it gets better. Or before it gets worse. Much, much worse.
The elves are having venison tonight.
"And if you look out the right window, you'll see...uh, scratch that. Please do not look out the right window."
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