If you happen to be or love a methane dealer, we've got the t-shirt for you!
In order to save your freedoms, we had to destroy them.
Sometimes it just takes three letters (and a period) to express your worldview. This is one of those times.
Joffrey Lied. People Died. And now, look at all the unnecessary bloodshed.
Like the Hunger Games- many will play. And only one may be left standing.
Is your very presence a reason for calm? Relief? Joy? Then why not announce it?
(If you don't get it, ask a mime to explain. THEN beat him up. You know you want to.)
Want to make a quick buck as a fitness trainer without being fit? Ask for cash up front!
ADHD. Some of us recall when it used to be called 'being a kid' and didn't require meds.
Introducing a t-shirt that's as good a conversation starter as a conversation ender!
Wish you could be the Center of Attention for a change? This shirt can help. Really.
Bad news, Vader. Even the awesome power of the Dark Side has its limits.
The Feds bailed out General Motors. All they asked in return was a wee bit of rebranding.
Until your spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.
Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.
If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions!
Optimists and Pessimists aren't the only ones with perspectives on a glass!
Are you so dang amazing you simply defy conventional superlatives? Here's your shirt!
Do you take self-improvement very seriously- especially when it comes to others?
It's the ultimate knock-knock joke. Tell it- and watch the color drain from their faces.
Not all jobs have gone overseas... This t-shirt was Made in the USA! (By robots.)
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