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  800 Interchange Blvd. -Suite 201
  Austin, TX 78749
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About Us

• It began with a dream. A dream of the perfectly-realized American company.

  A company that would create dissatisfied customers in the process of exploiting demoralized employees while selling overpriced and ineffective products to remediate the problems caused by the very process itself.

  And now the dream has come true. As nightmares so often do.